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Always Proofread: Separate Your Adverbs from Your Infinitive Markers

Never confuse your infinitive markers with your adverbs.

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To is a p-word that functions as an infinitive marker. Too is an adverb that functions as an adjective phrase modifier. Know the difference.

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